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Showing posts with label based on a board game. Show all posts
Showing posts with label based on a board game. Show all posts

10/31/2022

Ouija (2014) - Yawn your way to the netherworld

 

A dark and anticipation-building poster for Stiles White's Ouija
 

A young woman, who has recently played with a Ouija board, hangs herself. But her friends are not 'finished' with her and contact her in the beyond, - with the Ouija board. That was a bad idea!

 

Ouija is written by Juliet Snowden (Knowing (2009)) and debuting co-writer/director Stiles White (Boogeyman (2005, writer)).

With uninteresting characters - and actors - and a deeply yawn-worthy plot, where dialog and action reeks of Movie as opposed to reality, - Ouija turns out a vapid and exceedingly dull time. It is strictly for the youngest and newest arrivals to the exciting world of horror.

 

Related post:

 

Stiles White: 2014 in films and TV-series - according to Film Excess [UPDATED V]

The Possession (2012) - Bornedal's possession horror struggles with the demon of mediocrity (screenplay, also co-written with Snowden)

 



 

Watch a behind the scenes feature here

 

Cost: 7.9 mil. $

Box office: 103.6 mil. $

= Mega-hit (returned 13.11 times its cost)

[Ouija was released 23 October (Malaysia, Singapore, Slovenia) and runs 89 minutes. Development began in 2008, and scores of talent were involved over the years, with the film envisioned as a big-budget (up to 125 mil. $) tentpole picture for the first several years of development, before the scope and project changed to a 5 mil. $ film. Shooting took place from December 2013 - January 2014 in California, including Los Angeles, with extensive re-shoots in May-June 2014 after poor test screenings. Reportedly half the film was re-shot; Lin Shaye was also cast in a new character to bolster the film at this point, and the extensive re-shoots are likely what caused the budget to balloon 58 % over-budget to 7.9 mil. $. The film opened #1 to a 19.8 mil. $ first weekend in North America, where it spent another weekend at #1 and then one more in the top 5 (#4), grossing 50.8 mil. $ (49 % of the total gross). The 2nd and 3rd biggest markets were Mexico with 6.6 mil. $ (6.4 %) and the UK with 5 mil. $ (4.8 %). The success prompted a sequel (without the involvement of White and Snowden or any of the film's cast), Ouija: Origin of Evil (2016). White has not returned to directing but is announced to be writing an untitled Bermuda Triangle movie. Olivia Cooke (The Signal (2014)) returned in Me and Earl and the Dying Girl (2015). Ouija is rotten at 6 % with a 3.20/10 critical average at Rotten Tomatoes.]

 

What do you think of Ouija

4/21/2014

Battleship (2012) - 200+ mil. $ worth of brainless destruction



Liam Neeson, Taylor Kitsch and Rihanna look purposeful on the poster for Peter Berg's Battleship



Aliens enter our atmosphere and fall in the Pacific Ocean near Hawaii. - American and Japanese battleships have to fight them.


That is the premise in Battleship, crudely modeled over Hasbro's board game. The film offers good-looking effects, and there is no shortage of explosions, but it is still a boring sci-fi/military/disaster/action movie.
The characters are a bunch of Marines, who speak to each other in code and Navy-slang 90 % of the time, - pretty hard to relate strongly to, or to have any fun with.
When the world in the end has to be saved SPOILER by 'Mighty Mo' - the retired Pearl Harbor battleship - the film becomes involuntarily comical.
Battleship quickly became an infamous dud in Western minds, - although it actually did much better outside of North America, and thus didn't become quite the financial disaster that everyone had already somehow decided that it was. But it is a bad, stupid movie, - with some eye-candy to smoothen its digestion, like the VFX and ...


Taylor Kitsch and Liam Neeson in uniforms
men (and Rihanna) in uniforms.
The film's director Peter Berg (Lone Survivor (2013)) wasn't fully behind it; just weeks after its release, he was talking about its failure and his failure on it in a public Q&A.
Still, probably the main problem of Battleship is its awful script, by Jon and Erich Hoeber (the Red movies).

Related posts:

2012 in films and TV-series - according to Film Excess [UPDATED V]
2012 in films and TV-series - according to Film Excess [UPDATED IV]
2012 in films and TV-series - according to Film Excess [UPDATED III]


Watch the film's trailer here

Budget: 209 mil. $
Box office: 303 mil. $
= Flop

What do you think of Battleship?
What board game would you like to see a major studio throw 200 mil. $ after?

Eagerly anticipating this month ... (5-25)

Eagerly anticipating this month ... (5-25)
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