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4/11/2018

Fair Haired Child (2006, TV movie) - Malone turns out another weak Masters of Horror TV movie

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The titular monstrous child haunts this ominous poster for William Malone's Fair Haired Child

A girl is abducted by a mad married couple, who throw her into a hole in their castle, where their son lives a doomed life of having to eat youngsters.

Fair Haired Child is the 9th episode of the first season of Mick Garris' (Hocus Pocus (1993)) Masters of Horror TV movie anthology. It is written by Matt Greenberg (Seventh Son (2014)) and directed by William Malone (Creature (1985)).
This is a really bad TV movie. It has one cool effect of Lori Petty's (Orange Is the New Black (2014-16)) head getting splattered completely against a window. But otherwise, Fair Haired Child is without merits: Wretched acting, photography, sound and a clichéd story bog this dumb creation down.

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Other Masters of Horror TV movies: Dance of the Dead (2005) - Hooper's ugly Masters of Horror nonsense
Chocolate (2005) - Flavors, visions and eroticism in Garris' TV movie thriller
Deer Woman (2005) - Landis and son's solid Masters of Horror entry
Cigarette Burns (2005) - Carpenter burns out in weird, tiresome TV movie

Hear the title theme for the Masters of Horror anthology here

Cost: Unknown
Box office: None - TV movie
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[Fair Haired Child aired first 6 January on Showtime (North America) and runs 55 minutes. Malone returned with Parasomnia (2008). 2,958 IMDb users have given Fair Haired Child a 6.5/10 average rating.]

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