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Blade: Trinity (2004) or, The Vampire Ass-Kicker 3

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Star Wesley Snipes looks bad-ass and is accompanied by two attractive younger stars on this poster for David S. Goyer's Blade: Trinity

'The Daywalker' is again necessary to protect humans, as Dracula and a mass of vampires go for the jugular, this time in a new alliance with two human vampire hunters.
 
Blade: Trinity is written, co-produced and directed by David S. Goyer (Zig Zag (2002)). It is the third and last in the Blade trilogy, based on the Marvel character. Goyer had written the two previous films from 1998 and 2002.
 
The budding Blade franchise dies with the third Blade-film, thus instead forming a trilogy, to some degree due to the limited directorial abilities of Goyer.
The atmosphere, coolness, wild special effects and music-related strengths of the first Blade in particular are gone completely in Trinity, where instead we get new characters that are better described as fighting underwear models, machine guns and a Dracula, who looks like is costumed to resemble, bizarrely, a butch drag queen:

Terrible costumes in Blade: Trinity - especially for Dominic Purcell's (Abandoned (2015)) 'Drag-ula' here

Hannibal King (Ryan Reynolds (Free Guy (2021))) and Abigail Whistler (Jessica Biel (Hitchcock (2012)) are the new, hunky vampire hunters. The former with an endless string of 'comedic' lines. Not once did they make me even smile. The shallow newcomers are mixed with a hodgepodge of comedic actors and a former wrestler as if to perfect the confusion.
The following story is paper-thin, and it is a sorry end to something that started off so well in 1998.
Parker Posey (Kicking and Screaming (1995)) is one of the only light points of Trinity in a hot vampire role. Below is a look at her 'subtle' acting in the flick.
 
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Watch a short teaser for the film here

Cost: 65 mil. $
Box office: 131.9 mil. $
= Flop (returned 2.02 times its cost)
[Blade: Trinity premiered 7 December (Hollywood) and runs 113 minutes. Snipes was paid 13 mil. $ for his performance in the film. Shooting took place from September 2003 - January 2004 in Vancouver, British Columbia, Montreal, Quebec and in Toronto, Ontario. Before, during and after the production, problems were rife, especially stemming from Snipes being dissatisfied with co-stars, the director and other aspects of the film. Reports of racial slurs (from Snipes), unprofessional behavior, one instance of violence against Goyer and marijuana use during production were shared with the media. The film opened #2, behind fellow new release Ocean's Twelve, to a 16.1 mil. $ first weekend in North America, where it spent one more weekend in the top 5 (#5), grossing 52.4 mil. $ (39.7 % of the total gross. The 2nd and 3rd biggest markets were the UK with 12.9 mil. $(9.8 %) and Germany with 10.3 mil. $ (7.8 %). Roger Ebert gave the film a 1.5/4 star review, translating to a notch under this one. Snipes was later sued by his agency for failing to pay their commission of his salary. And he sued New Line Cinema for breach of contract and racism in a 5 mil. $ suit that was eventually settled out of court. Goyer later reflected; “I don’t think anyone involved in that film had a good experience on that film, certainly I didn’t. I don’t think anybody involved with that film is happy with the results. It was a very tortured production.” Marvel has regained the rights to the character and is working on a new movie starring Mahershala Ali as Blade. Goyer returned with Threshold (2005, TV-series), Snow Patrol: You're All I Have (2006, music video) and theatrically with The Invisible (2007). Snipes returned in 7 Seconds (2005, video), The Marksman (2005, video) and theatrically in Chaos (2005). Blade: Trinity is rotten at 24 % with a 4.40/10 critical average at Rotten Tomatoes.]
 
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