I Kill Giants (2017) - Dane debuts with balderdash B.O. disaster

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A girl wielding a huge weapon in front of a massive giant makes up this dramatic poster for Anders Walter's I Kill Giants

A small girl in a US coastal town rejects normal school life in favor of her hobby; hunting and killing in the forest along the ocean. - But does this curious interest cover over something else?

 

I Kill Giants is written by Joe Kelly (Monsuno (2011-12)), adapting his same-titled 2009 graphic novel co-created with Ken Nimura (Henshin (2015)), and directed by debuting Anders Walter (Helium (2013, short)).

A Monster Calls (2016) reminiscent story with an eternally supercilious, self-governing protagonist with a well-meaning, worried school councilor (Zoe Saldaña (Amsterdam (2022)) gives a dull sad-face performance), dumb brothers and a powerless bigger sister. An overly sweet new British schoolmate girl seems invented solely to get us closer to our little miss nonsense, who is given many a scene to elaborate her wacky nonsense universe. It is all gravely dull.

Humor, real suspense or dramatic development is missing in I Kill Giants. SPOILER The ending unsurprisingly shows that the fantastical elements are all self-invented in order for the girl to cope with her mother's cancer illness. She dies. The girl did not get to see her mother through her last time on earth due to her nonsense hunts in the wild. Nevertheless she thanks an imaginary giant in the film's last scene, wrapping up a story and film that is distant from actual reality and prone to hokum.

 

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Watch a trailer for the film here

 

Cost: Estimated 15.1 mil. $

Box office: In excess of 369k $

= Box office disaster (returned 0.02 times its cost)

[I Kill Giants premiered 9 September (Toronto International Film Festival) and runs 106 minutes. 13 companies and support bodies collaborated in the financing and production of the film. Shooting took place from September 2016 - ? in Belgium, Ireland and New York. The film was released day-and-date (online and in a few theaters) in North America with the gross numbers remaining secret (but likely being tiny). The film's reported gross comes from 7 markets, which, along with Denmark, where it sold just under 2,000 tickets, comes to 369k $. The three biggest markets were Russia with 165k $ (44.1 %), the UAE with 85k $ (23 %) and Portugal with 40k $ (10.8 %). The-Numbers.com allege that the film additionally made more than 1.7 mil. $ on domestic home video sales. Walter returned with Når Befrielsen Kommer (2023). Madison Wolfe (Keanu (2016)) returned in Trafficked (2017); Saldaña in a voice performance, a short and a music video prior to her theatrical return in Avengers: Infinity War (2018); and Imogen Poots (The Father (2020) in Age Out (2018). I Kill Giants is certified fresh at 78 % with a 6.70/10 critical average at Rotten Tomatoes.]

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The Conjuring 2 (2016) - Wan's sequel is a long horror treat with terrifying periods

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Vera Farmiga looks terrified on this poster for James Wan's The Conjuring 2

The Conjuring 2 is the sequel to great Malaysian co-writer/director James Wan's (Insidious (2010)) excellent 2013 horror hit The Conjuring. He has co-written the script with Carey Hayes, Chad Hayes (The Conjuring, both) and David Leslie Johnson (Red Riding Hood (2011)).

In 1977, paranormal investigators Ed and Lorraine Warren are taking a time-out from hauntings, when a desperate cry for help reaches them from a family in Enfield, London, England, whose house is under attack by a malicious demon.

Vera Farmiga (Up in the Air (2009)) and Patrick Wilson (Prometheus (2012)) are back as the Warrens, and the two add a crucial ingredient to the films, which is their intense likability, but also a refreshing note of romance here in the successful second Conjuring. The film also manages to squeeze in a couple of humorous moments that don't affect the general tone, which is admirable. - That is a general tone of menace and otherworldly evil, which makes the film periodically quite scary. SPOILER It opens with a pre-story, the Amityville Horror, (a famous US haunting that has already inspired several horror films), which I found more chilling than the Annabelle pre-story in the first film.

Some of the 'tricks' of the film are very similar to the goings-on in the first film, (a lot of walking around the house at night and so on), and so we know what to expect this time, which makes it harder to surprise us. The story also has some weak corners that are best overlooked while watching it, but which are hard not to wonder about after: SPOILER First of all, what does it take for the seemingly 'all-powerful' Catholic Church to become convinced and show up and help? (The police seem convinced of the truthfulness of the haunting.) SPOILER Also the solution to the struggle seems to come almost out of the sky from two tapes crossing before Wilson's eyes... (but what the heck.)
Because Conjuring 2 is still solid filmmaking: The production design of the house is outstanding, - it seems unhealthy to the core, marred by the poverty that defines the mother who tries to raise her young there. SPOILER and the basement flooding is a cool addition. The film has effective jump scares, but also takes more than 20 minutes longer (and double the budget) of the terrific original. Some undoubtedly used on the crooked man CGI effects, which nevertheless don't register as scary. The nun sequences, on the other hand, are among the film's best, which has a primary ghost in old dead man Bill Wilkins.
Simon McBurney (The Last King of Scotland (2006)) is good as a British paranormal investigator, who contributes a touching moment, and Madison Wolfe (Joy (2015)) and Frances O'Connor (Jayne Mansfield's Car (2012)) are both good as the demonized girl and her stressed-out mother.
The Conjuring 2 is an unapologetically Christian horror movie, - which its posters also don't hide, and which I like. Horror fans are sure to enjoy it voraciously.

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This promotional video lets you explore the Enfield house in 360 degree fashion

Cost: 40 mil. $
Box office: 104.6 mil. $ and counting
= Too early to say (but already a box office success)
[The Conjuring 2 premiered June 7 (TCL Chinese Theatre, LA) and runs 134 minutes. The real basis of the movie can be read about here. Filming took place from September - December 2015 in California and on location for 10 days in London. The Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Santa Fe was brought in to bless the US set before filming due to a series of unexplainable events during production of the first film. The film was granted a 5.6 mil. $ tax credit from the California Film Commission for shooting in the state. It opened #1 to a 40.4 mil. $ first weekend in North America, (just under the first film's 41.8 mil. $ first weekend). The Conjuring 2 is certified fresh at 76 % with a 6.5 critical average on Rotten Tomatoes.]

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