Film Excess - Free Ukraine - Stop Putin - End the war NOW!!: The Longest Yard (2005) - A few laughs register in shallow, overlong MTV-produced sports comedy remake

6/14/2019

The Longest Yard (2005) - A few laughs register in shallow, overlong MTV-produced sports comedy remake

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Adam Sandler and co-stars lined up in prison football gear on this testosterone-booming poster for Peter Segal's The Longest Yard

An ex-football star lands himself an extended prison sentence, and incarcerated in a middle-of-nowhere facility the warden has an idea of a quality prisoner's football team. A game against the guards looms in the distance.

The Longest Yard is written by Sheldon Turner (Up in the Air (2009)), based on the same-titled 1974 major hit, which also starred Burt Reynolds (Tempted (2001)), and directed by Peter Segal (Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult (1994)).
It is an MTV production made during the TV station's prime, which results in a shallow, lowbrow concoction, peopled with stars to cover the most vital movie-going demographics in North America: whites and blacks, with most coming from the younger generations. In line with MTV's concept it also features loads of music, both original songs and hits from past and present, noise and annoying music video type flash editing.
The Longest Yard made me laugh a couple of times, - mostly in scenes featuring the 'giant', Dalip Singh (Get Smart (2008)), who is treated as a freak and even subtitled, - and it curiously has Tracy Morgan (Why Stop Now? (2012)) as a gay prison cheerleader. But the movie is overlong, and it culminates in a football match that feels as long as a real football match.

Watch a trailer for the film here

Cost: 82 mil. $
Box office: 190.3 mil. $
= Minor flop (returned 2.32 times its cost)
[The Longest Yard premiered 19 May (Hollywood, California) and runs 113 minutes. Shooting took place in New Mexico and in California, including Los Angeles in and around July 2004. The film opened #2, behind holdover hit Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith, to a 47.6 mil. $ first weekend in North America, where it spent another 3 weeks in the top 5 (#2-#4-#5) and grossed 158.1 mil. $ (83.1 % of the total gross). The 2nd and 3rd biggest markets were the UK with 8.2 mil. $ (4.3 %) and Australia with 8.1 mil. $ (4.3 %). The film almost certainly turned healthy profits later with home video sales and TV rights deals. Roger Ebert gave it a 3/4 star review, translating to two notches higher than this one. Segal returned with Get Smart (2008). Adam Sandler (Murder Mystery (2019)) returned with an uncredited cameo in Deuce Bigelow: European Vacation (2005) and starring in Click (2006); Reynolds in The Dukes of Hazzard (2005); Chris Rock (The Week Of (2018)) with a voice performance in Madagascar (2005), in Red Hot Chili Peppers music video Hump de Bump (2006) and physically in a movie in his own I Think I Love My Wife (2007). The Longest Yard is rotten at 31 % with a 4.78/10 critical average at Rotten Tomatoes.]

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