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| This not exactly inspirational DVD cover for Tobe Hooper's Dance of the Dead speaks volumes of the product it advertises |
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In a post-apocalyptic future, youths steal the blood of pedestrians and sell it to a club owner, who makes shows in which the dead are shot full of electricity, so that they dance.
Dance of the Dead is the 3rd entry in the first season of Mick Garris' (The Shining (1997), TV-miniseries) horror TV movie series Masters of Horror (2005-06). It is the first and pretty disappointing entry by horror legend/master filmmaker Tobe Hooper (The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)), his other entry being The Damned Thing (2006). It is written by Richard Christian Matheson (Loose Cannons (1990)), based on a 1954 short story by his father Richard Matheson (I Am Legend (1954)).
The film is cut and filmed as unattractively as possible, it seems, and the content is not only revolting but also, crucially, devoid of charm or any decipherable ideas or intent. Robert Englund (A Nightmare on Elm Street (1954)) plays the club's emcee, who has an incredible amount of diabolical scenes. - Englund really should try to pursue different parts, if at all possible.
Music by Smashing Pumpkins' Billy Corgan (Spun (2002)) can't save this. - Dance of the Dead is a ridiculous turkey of a movie.
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Cigarette Burns (2005) - Carpenter burns out in weird, tiresome TV movie
Cost: Unknown
Box office: None
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[But Showtime contracted Garris and his team of horror masters for a second season in which also Hooper contributed, which indicates that his first entry was good business.]
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