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| Sinister artwork for John Carpenter's Cigarette Burns |
QUICK REVIEW:
An aging, wealthy movie collector hires a kind of movie detective to locate a mystical, lost film which is surrounded by bloody myths.
Udo Kier (Iron Sky (2012)) is good as the collector, and there is an exciting basic story here, which gets lead forward by Norman Reedus (The Boondock Saints (1999)), who is fairly credible as the movie detective.
But, fatally, it all seems to stand pretty much still for a good half hour (of this one-hour TV movie episode of Mick Garris' Masters of Horror (2005-07) series), while variations of the same 'warning scene' gets played and replayed with different characters warning our protagonist against continuing his search.
It is directed by master filmmaker John Carpenter (The Thing (1982)) and written by Drew McWeeny and Scott Swan (F.A.R.T.: The Movie (1991), both), who also penned Carpenter's second entry in the anthology series, Pro-Life (2006).
Cigarette Burns has blood, humor, (also of the unintentional kind), and a seemingly classical Carpenter score, - only this one was actually devised by his son Cody Carpenter (Doggie and Me (2011), short). None of it can salvage the result from being a dull TV movie.
Kier's death scene, SPOILER in which he feeds his intestines into a film projector (!), is a highlight in this weird entry in the mostly sub-par series.
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| Udo Kier with his fateful projector in John Carpenter's Cigarette Burns |
Cost: Unknown
Box office: None (TV movie)
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