11/10/2014

A Good Day to Die Hard (2013) - Willis' action-franchise dies an ugly death



+ Worst Poster of the Year + Stupidest Movie of the Year




Die-hard cop John McClane from New York partners up with the son he (suddenly) has, in Moscow, where uranium and nuclear warheads are falling into the wrong hands.

A Good Day to Die Hard, the 5th film in the Die Hard action movie series, is an awful film through and through. It makes Die Hard 2 (1990) - the series' low-point until now, - seem like a world class film. For a series of movies with as high a standard as the Die Hard movies; Die Hard (1988) is an action masterpiece, and both Die Hard: With a Vengeance (1995) and Die Hard 4.0 (2007) are excellent movies, - it is a little painful to see it all come to this:
Die Hard 5 has no good villain, (which is pivotal), and only one other name-actor besides Bruce Willis (Pulp Fiction (1994)) as McClane, and that is up-and-comer Jai Courtney (Jack Reacher (2012)), (not counting Mary Elizabeth Winstead (Death Proof (2007)), because she only reappears very shortly as McClane's daughter.) Courtney and Willis have absolutely no on-screen chemistry and seem in fact to loathe each other. Their scenes together are so bad.
The script is also bonkers; confident that it can do the impossible, when it wants the audience to follow McClane through idiotic, overly huge and stupid action scenes and then go straight into weirdly emotional bonding scenes between Willis and his gorilla-like son. It is also furnished with cliché upon cliché, and seemingly build on thin air - nothing! The responsible writer is Skip Woods (X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)).
A Good Day to Die Hard even has an extremely ugly CGI-finale. - Ugh!
Nevertheless, Willis wants to make a 6th Die Hard film before retiring the franchise, and a writer has been commissioned to write this under the dubious title Die Hardest. - After A Good Day to Die Hard, I am intensely skeptical.
It is directed by Irish action director John Moore (Behind Enemy Lines (2001)).

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2013 in films - according to Film Excess [UPDATED II]  
2013 in films - according to Film Excess [UPDATED I]

Behind Enemy Lines (2001) - Solid action/war/suspense popcorn entertainer


Even the posters for John Moore's A Good Day to Die Hard are ugly and unoriginal, - especially this one, for which A Good Day to Die Hard wins the Worst Poster of the Year award from Film Excess - congratulations!



Watch the trailer here

Cost: 92 mil. $
Box office: 304.6 mil. $
= Box office success
[Distributor Fox did the smart thing of opening Die Hard 5 in Asia a week before the wide American release. There, mass audiences rarely object if a huge movie is terrible. Despite opening 1st in the US, the film's main arena was the rest of the world, where it made an impressive 237.3 mil. $ or 77 % of its total gross.]

What do you think of A Good Day to Die Hard?
Are you interested in another, perhaps last film in the series?

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